"There's a list. Well, many lists, actually. And, the few that you don't fall on are all mine, baby."

What those lists are? I'm not going to go into it, let it suffice to say, they're all in my head and I won't be forgetting them anytime soon.

So, in the spirit of life shattering announcements and changes, who wants to do something crazy?

Come on, I work cheap.