Sunday, May 10, 2009

"I'm in trouble. I'm always in trouble."

Scratch that; I am trouble.

So, while I was being troublesome on the internets here, I came across a band that I've really grown to like in the 20 or so minutes that I've been listening to them. They call themselves I Fight Dragons and their EP is entitled Cool Is Just a Number.

Purchase: CD or iTunes

Or, instead of shelling out your hard-earned cash, you can, for a limited time, simply visit their myspace, join their mailing list, and magically a link to a free digital copy of the album shows up in your inbox. Therefore, even if they had happened to suck, at least they'd still be cool.

Fortunately, they don't suck, but their music leads me to believe that they might not actually be cool. It's pop and it's rock, it's got it's good times and it's bad times, it's got grooves and it's catchy as hell, what with it's loud drums, driving guitars, and numerous NES samples. Yes. Yes. My friends, it is Nerd Rock.

But, like I said, it's catchy as hell and that's more than enough to give this disc a chance. Once you get past the 14-second intro, the next three and three-quarter songs are similar to most anything you'd hear on rock/pop radio, except, you know, showcasing actual talent and musicianship. That leaves you at the end of track 5, No One Likes Superman Anymore, and it's complete 180, somber turn with the lyrics;


'Cause no one wants to know the man who stands for things we've outgrown
He's too noble and too blind

Yeah. Caught me off my guard too. It definitely made the disc a win for me and the last track, With You, is a very sweet ballad... with numerous NES samples. In the end, the music is quirky and a joy to listen to, but when you top it off with a singer who can actually carry a tune (And, not an auto-tune, Spirit) it makes for a package that is very easy to recommend.

See also: Motion City Soundtrack

Post brought to you with the help of Second Wave Music: Chicago's Best Unsigned and Independent Music. Highlights include:

Athens (Who put on a fantastic and incredibly deafening show at Chicago St. this past Saturday)

Calvin Marty and the Sunken Ship


Jessica Sonner

The Rikters

And a special mention for Triumph and Parade who are some former classmates whose current practice space is next door to my house.

Yeah. You wish you were me and you can be, I'm selling myself cheap these days.

When it gets like this, like this right here, the only sense I'll have is the sense of touch.

Monday, May 4, 2009

"Can't they just pick and choose, to see what's best?"

This will be the second time I've mentioned this city and the second time after I took a trip there, but I have an idea. One along the lines of Baconnaise, one they can have... for a price.

Bourbonnais, IL shall henceforth be known not as Bearbonnais, but instead as the birthplace for the idea of the greatest condiment to ever satisfy both the connoisseur crowd and the alcoholic crowd - Bourbonnaise.

It damn near writes itself. But, don't be mistaken, I am talking about a fully alcoholic, 21 and over to purchase, no eating and driving type of spread here. This is an idea that can not be pansified or watered-down, it must be made and released in all of its full glory, and constructed with only the finest bourbons.

It'll be the greatest idea ever, until the great Swine-Cirrhosis epidemic of 2012, but we'll just blame the city for that, it's their damn fault for spawning this stupid idea in the first place.

The sun shined upon me for the first time in months and everything basked in the most beautiful red to ever grace mortal eyes.