"Can't they just pick and choose, to see what's best?"

This will be the second time I've mentioned this city and the second time after I took a trip there, but I have an idea. One along the lines of Baconnaise, one they can have... for a price.

Bourbonnais, IL shall henceforth be known not as Bearbonnais, but instead as the birthplace for the idea of the greatest condiment to ever satisfy both the connoisseur crowd and the alcoholic crowd - Bourbonnaise.

It damn near writes itself. But, don't be mistaken, I am talking about a fully alcoholic, 21 and over to purchase, no eating and driving type of spread here. This is an idea that can not be pansified or watered-down, it must be made and released in all of its full glory, and constructed with only the finest bourbons.

It'll be the greatest idea ever, until the great Swine-Cirrhosis epidemic of 2012, but we'll just blame the city for that, it's their damn fault for spawning this stupid idea in the first place.

The sun shined upon me for the first time in months and everything basked in the most beautiful red to ever grace mortal eyes.