"Oh, the North country winters keep a gettin' me now."

For me, hell, or as I like to call it, everyday life, has finally frozen over. I started a Twitter account and, God help me, I'll try to use it in a proper sort of way. I know this is probably a lost cause already, but if you want the chance to read and hear some crazy, off the wall shit, well then add the feed. It won't cost you anything, except your self respect, but if you're reading this then you probably didn't have much to begin with.

Welcome, equal.

Since you are me and I am you and we is us, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you (I?) should listen to this free EP; It's called Rock 'n' Roll Zombie and it's by the French band Plugs.

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This is pretty straightforward. Four songs. Fourteen minutes. No frills punk rock. It seems like the French are becoming much better at this then us Americans. Don't believe me? Well, download this, and everything Louis Lingg and the Bombs have to offer and get back to me. I won't even wait for you 'cause I already know you'll learn just how right I am.

This is a full-frontal musical assault in the best way possible. Loud, melodic, and I can't understand a word of what the singer is saying (mostly because it's sung in French). Easily the title track is the standout one here, if only for one of the most kick-ass endings to a song to come out in a long while. This, my friends, is what rock 'n' roll should be.

Download it. It's free and it'll only take fifteen minutes of your life, which, if you're anything like me (and we've already established that you are), are fifteen minutes more than well spent.

Speaking of Kick-Ass: A new trailer for the movie, which is based on the comic by Mark Millar, has been posted online. This one features Nicolas Cage shooting a little girl. Movie of the year voting has now been officially closed. Check it out below.

I haven't seen you in forever and this whole meeting was brought upon us by a beautiful failure in communication. So, yes. What you heard was true, I meant every word and my only regret is forgetting to tell you how thankful I was that you didn't hang up on me right then and there. Thank you. Thank you for putting the beautiful into my failure.

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Now playing: Old Crow Medicine Show - Wagon Wheel
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