My Dog Will F'n Knife You.

"Move punk. I dare you."

Actually, he was on his way to an after-party for that Notorious movie. I'm sure he was cool.

Moving on from news that surprises no one, let me tell you about this fantastic dream I had.

I don't know how it started, but for some reason I was on one of the Rock of Love Bus buses, with Robert Downey Jr. who was actually Tony Stark. Now, the weird part about all this was the actual bus, see, it wasn't like the ones on the show, it was in fact much larger, it was one of the robot movers in the movie I, Robot.
So, for a reason I never found out, here I was with Tony Stark and a bunch of random skanks, so far everything sticks to his character, but he was in trouble with the cops, also for a reason I never found out. As I piece this all together the dream jumps, as dreams tend to do, to a hotel where the two of us must escape.
This presented the two of us with a decision, socks or bare-feet. "What for?" you ask? Well, which would be better suited for the Parkour we would be using to escape our would-be jailers. The answer, as it turns out, was neither, but equal. I went with socks which proved to useful at sliding across slick surfaces, but not so much at gaining the traction needed for jumps, which led to me smacking my head off of stuff a few times. Tony, who went with bare-feet, was able to avoid a lot of the physical harm, but moved slower because of it.
It was all moot anyways because, as we reached the outside of the hotel with cops swarming in full cinematic effect, I was now wearing shoes and a black running suit (like Rod Blagojevich) and running to draw the cops attention so Tony could get away. I accomplished that and managed to get them off of my tail by circling the base of a large tree while they passed. Dumb, dumb cops.
Next thing I knew, the dream had jumped again and the two of us were in the back row of a real bus travelling through the New Mexico desert and coming upon a futuristic looking building. As the bus makes a stop, we look to our left at the two passengers getting off, both female. One was Jennifer Connelly (as herself) and the other was Liv Tyler (as herself), and, since both played the same character in the different Hulk Movies, I point them out and Tony goes, "I know."
Then I woke up.

I have no idea what any of this means, but I might make a doctor go hunting for some tumors.