Kind of a drag...

It wasn't a good day, thankfully St.-my middle name Day is fast approaching, so I have no worries about it getting better.

Unlike the person in the story located here.

Don't feel like reading? Fine, I'll sums it up for ya.

Man + Sex toy + Saber Saw Blade + Woman = I'm never having a sexual experience in Maryland.

Everything, including the medevac ride I assume, was consensual, anything going forward, I assume, will rip the sutures across state lines. There's a lesson in all of this, and one not related to anything any of us could consider a bad day, and not just because she was getting laid.

Probably something to do with not being stupid... or something.