That's not a Cheez-It you're trying to pass.

Thank you, Engadget. Thank you for informing me that Western Digital will be releasing the 2TB Caviar Green external hard drive, for if you hadn't, I would not be wondering; Just how much porn would it take to fill that trucker up? It's a hypothetical question, as this is clearly built towards DVR's, but it doesn't malign the fact that, the second I saw this, was the second that I thought that I must have one.

Yes. Yes, I said, thought.

Because, then I saw... this. That's right. It's four of those truckers above forced into an arranged marriage, or what Western Digital calls a ShareSpace. (No. It's not their first one, they just keep making them better.) It also doubles as iTunes server, but I don't really care about what programs they decide to run with, I can't actually, I'm too busy salivating over the wide variety and nearly endless amount of music I could put on that thing.

Would it be a waste? Probably, music will always trump technology for me, but I see no reason why the two can't get along in the most orgasmic ways.

Happy 172nd birthday, Chicago.